For someone who'd only been to a Disney park a few times in my life, I learned a few things:
- Ordering a "Mickey Mouse Cocktail" is no laughing matter when you've been enjoying that drink since you were a child (it's a Shirley Temple).
- Disney makes a ton of money.
- My shoulders are great seats for small children on the parade route.
- Take advantage of the Fast Pass
- Mickey is an elusive creature (as are Minnie, Goofy, and Donald)
- There may be a video of me screaming on the Tower of Terror
- Disney doesn't make rides for people with long legs.
